Banksters by Lloyd Capone is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Based on a work at theuntouchablesgsedition.blogspot.com.

Once Goldman Sachs brings the markets to new heights and everyone is foaming at the mouth with insane greed, I make the markets go down at will and put on our WMD shorts till everyone is killed off in one fell swoop. That's how I roll~

You see these two Goombas behind me, well the one with the smirk is the head of our Prop desk, Vinny "Big Balls" Savarese and the other one is Gianni "The Nutcracker" Esposito, head of Risk Management. Big Balls and The Nutcracker are the reasons why we are so successful and have survived while our former "competitors" like Bear Stearns and Lehman Sisters...haha are swimming with the fishes. Capisce?

Now excuse me gentlemen while I get my after-dinner rub-down by Big Balls here.

Fuld: I always knew Lloyd liked me. Lehman and Goldman are not so different anymore. Sure, we get all of Goldman's rejects but we're able to stand toe-to-toe with GS now. I really think he respects us now. I think he'll ask us to merge with him. What'dya think Macky?

Mack: huh?

Fuld: I really think it'll be a merger of equals. I'm so happy right now. What do you think of the name "Lehman Goldman", Macky? ooh.. ooh.. how about Le Gold?

Mack: huh?

Fuld: I'm sure he'll even ask me to be CEO. Of course I'll decline at first and feign modesty. Oh, Macky, I feel like I'm in love~ Yes, Lloyd, I'll be happy to..... (((clunk))) -sound of bat to the back of the head-

Mack: huh?

Jim Boehner's tan and Mitch McConnell's rosy cheeks overpowered the B&W film and a retake was needed.